darth vader's helmet

Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.

- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.

by Andy June 23, 2004

fireman's helmet

The head of a dick..

My gay co-worker Kevin always talks about licking the fireman's helmet.

by Mark August 29, 2004

warrior's helmet

Similar to a T-bagging, the warrior's helmet consists of placing the nuts above the eye sockets, and the cock down the nose, imitating a warrior's helmet which covesrs the eyes and the nose.

I gave O'Dea a warrior's helmet unexpectedly when he reached the top of the ladder.

by Damian Foye April 21, 2006

Shelet

A female gym goer who is no taller then 5'5, holds excessive amounts of muscle mass and can lift heavier then the majority of males in the gym.

Holy shit! Check out that shelet dead lifting!! She just did 8 reps with my one rep max - Would definitely wife.

by Paul.NPSCoach November 13, 2016

Dirty Emperor's Helmet

The act of dipping your hog in chocolate syrup and hanging it down over one's nose.

When Ian's mother passed out during the movie last week, I broke out the Hershey's and gave her a Dirty Emperor's Helmet,

by Murph Dawg April 28, 2006

Smelmet

noun or verb (used with object)

When riding on the back of my motorcycle and visor of the driver's helmet is open, the person riding on back farts into their cupped hand and quickly (to preserve integrity of fart scent) delivers said fart into the helmet and promptly slams the visor shut. Extra points if your efforts result in a crash, adding injury to idiocy.

Dude, I already felt gay enough with Hector on the back of my bike, then on top of that he gave me smelmet while we were going like 70 on the 405. Fuck Hector.

by Smelmet Lang February 24, 2013

shemetra

People's Person, Funny, Tomboy, Smiles and Laughs Often. Caring, Giving, Loving, Business-Minded and Wise.

Shemetra Got that Aquafina Flow Call her "WET-WET"

by Shemetra December 21, 2016