Richard Shelest

Ah, good ole Richard one of the most caring and handsome men out there. Richard is a musical artist who releases pop music. His Instagram is @richardshelest , and it turns out he also has a fanpage for miss. Billie eilish on Instagram which is @billieeilishitt0.2. He sometimes goes live, play piano, sing or maybe answer some fans and read comments since he isn’t a HUGE celebrity ( but I know he will be one day ) he still is able to respond to all his fans . You should I’m go listen to his music ... see what you think he is the BEST

Mike: OMG ! You have to listen to Richard Shelest.

Mia: who is that ?

Mike: come on don’t ask me that he is so cool here I’ll play and show who a little bit of him

Mia: ok wow ! I’m a fan now

by Balls are full of cream July 10, 2020

Shelly's Law

Named after IR cuckold Tom Shelly, the infamous webmaster of Niggermania; it's a long-observed law identifying the phenomenon of closeted-interracial-cuckoldry found among racists as an overcompensatory coping mechanism. Racists, due to their persistent insecurities, become hyper-obsessed with anything related with black people, rabidly searching the internet for racist posts to justify their impotent, seething racism. With this fixation on black people comes the obsession with black dick: an envisaged large, dark piece of meat that they fear will stretch-out and ruin their crushes, girlfriends, and wives for their own inadequate penises. It's their ultimate taboo; elevated by the all-consuming room black people hold in their heads.

Normal Person: "Ya know, black people aren't bad. I think it's unfortunate how they're disproportionately affected by the American legacy with generations of ghettoization, poverty, and overpolicing, along with other minorities. There should probably be systemic changes to correct this inequality."
Racist: "Fuck n* ggers! Fuck all n* gger loving, BBC worshipping cucks and mud shark wh* res who associate with them! I hope you race traitors get gang r* ped by a bunch of feral n* ggers and become n* gger r* pe slaves!!!"
N P: "Welp, there he goes talking about black dick again. Shelly's Law never fails..."

by U_Have_Small_Penis_Syndrome December 2, 2020

Shely

If you know a Shely, stop wasting time and become friends with her already!! She is the most amazing person anyone could ever wish for because she has got it all! Her appearance is usually described as blonde hair, glasses, and tall. However, Shely is a little insecure about herself, yet her friends beg to differ (especially her best friend, who is totally not writing this right now). You can mostly find her wearing basketball shorts because she loves to participate in every sport. Although she may be very active, she will be just as content either relaxing with a book, binge watching her favourite show, or just some sketching. Shely is overall spontaneous, cool, funny, sporty, creative, loyal, thoughtful, honest, very beautiful, unbelievably smart, hardworking, determined, a little loud/agressive (which is literally her only flaw) but once again, SHELY HAS GOT IT ALL!! ;)

Dude: Hey who's the new girl?
His friend: Oh that's Shely. Why? Are you interested in her?
Dude: Well yah! She's pretty and smart. That's a pretty rare combo.
His friend: Well good luck, but don't be fooled if she spends so much time with you, she hangs out with all the guys.
Dude: I can change that...

by AZ_0309 August 4, 2018

Shelby'd

Verb. The act of getting extremely drunk, wasted, or sloshed. Term originally given to people who had a few too many. Which are all followed up by the process of destroying the party through multiple drunken slurs and finally passing out in an upstairs bedroom because they are too drunk to make it home.

OMG, did you see that girl at that party, she was totally shelby'd.

by Josh McRoberts January 23, 2014

Shelleying

Next-level skiving. Raising avoidance of the workplace to an art form.

When I woke up today, the heating was nearly half a degree out of whack, so I obviously had to some Shelleying. I told my boss I had hypothermia and was in the spa by 9.30.

A sustained campaign of Shelleying had enabled Simon to write his first novel, a six hundred page meditation on one man’s struggle with devastating haemorrhoids.

Person 1: “Man, I’ve not been in to work on a Friday for 15 years. I tell them I’m working from home, but I’ve totally cracked out the gin by mid-morning.”
Person 2: “Dude, that is some epic Shelleying.”

by Lancaster's Second Finest March 15, 2019

Shelby Township

1. A suburb of Detroit

2. Referred to by locals as "The Twip"

3. A place that despite its rapidly growing population offers nothing interesting to do at all

Nick: Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?
Kelsie: Like what? We live in Shelby Township.
Nick: Oh yeah...

by Muffinsami January 29, 2009

Shelsy

Shelsy's are the best in the world, if you have a Shelsy you need to keep her because she will change your life for the better. Shelsy's are the finest people in the world and the best person to be around she will light your day up. Shelsy's never cheats or lies but is always cheated and lied to but she can always replace the guy so it doesn't matter to her.

"Omg i miss Shelsy I wish I never cheated on her"

by Baddest Bitch12345 January 8, 2017