shekeled

- verb

1. wasted and/or incoherent.

2. to consume massive amounts of liquor or other illicit substances due to favorable foreign exchange rates (specifically the New Israeli Shekel/Dollar and Euro).

3. to get excessively drunk on cheap booz

Shay and Suzanne got completely shekeled in Tel Aviv last night on 7 Shekel beers and 10 Shekel mixed drinks and ended up making out in the bathroom all night long.

Dude, we are going to get absolutely shekeled tonight

by jtrader August 21, 2009

Shekeler

One who disturbs a performer by throwing coins onto the stage. From the words shekel, Israeli monetary unit, and heckle.

The shekeler was thwarted when the stand-up nightclub covered its wooden stage with carpeting.

by Jerome Laguna June 3, 2011

Shekeled

Being a Con-Artist, Getting your way of things by scamming others.

Henry Hill Shekeled Ice Posedion last night, he charged him $50 for a 2 mile ride.

by iceposedioncx2 December 6, 2018

Shekel

One of PewDiePie's final moves to END T-series once and for all. It is described as a violent act involving one's knee caps.

"..if you come into MY home T-series, MY HOME? Your knees will be in shekels." (In defense obviously)

by ellieiguess February 22, 2019

shekel

A stab to the knee with a Swedish blade

IF T-SERIES ENTERS MY ROOM I WILL SHEKEL THEM

by theonezed February 22, 2019

Shekel

1. The official currency of Israel, as of September 2019 1 USD = 3.54 ILS

E.g.

(At the airport) Where can I exchange dollars for shekels?

2. A term used by people right of center online as a reason to disregard other people's opinions for reasons of being a paid shill (Shill gambit). Widely used on 4chan

Liberal: We need gun control!
Republican: Have a shiny shekel goy!

by BigPP rockboi September 11, 2019

shekels

Israeli currency. It's generally used by the conspiracy/anti-semitic/pol crowd to refer to money, with the connotation that Jews are greedy and try to control the market. Part of the le happy merchant meme.

Felix: "first part of the leg that gets shekels....I mean shackled......Oh no''
4chan: *squealing* ''he knows'' -anti-Semitic jokes- ''yiii one of us <3''

by Miles Evangelista May 27, 2019