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Specjaculate

An explosion of speculation over something very small.
That guy specjaculated over thinking that she would fall in love with him.
by Shane O September 6, 2007
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shilaculate

to shilaculate; to shit and ejaculate simultaneously
I accidentally shilaculated on her head and upper body.

I totally shilaculated on her face and chest.
by josh_the_hartnett May 20, 2009
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Shaculate

The unltimate state of euphoria for a man, the moment where he defocates and ejaculates simultaneously.
Bob: "hey john, why are you so happy all of a sudden?"
John: "I just shaculated"
Bob: "what's that?"
John: "it's when you shit and jizz at the same time!"
Bob: "woah, that must feel awesome!"
by KboFecalCrySis April 8, 2009
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swajaculate

when swaggin off, swaggle is the result. it lands on everyone and eventually coats the entire room, becoming the life of the party.
wyatt: look at brandon over there, talkin it up with 7 bangin babes and swaggin off in the corner.
cody: dude i think some swaggle just landed on me (goes and swags on multiple women)
wyatt: WTF!!?! brandon come swagg off on me!!
brandon: no man can swajaculate under pressure, chill out for a minute while i start yankin my swag stick
by Batman Robbins November 9, 2011
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Shejaculation

noun
shē-ˌja-kyə-ˈlā-shən

1. the act of shejaculating. What a person, who identifies as a she, does when having an orgasm where a fluid, shejaculate, discharges from a vagina (or penis if the penis owner is a she).

Variations of: If one is fluid, or non-binary, this fluid and this action may change name to satisfy the need of the gender or the one in the throes of this action.
Examples: hejaculation, queerjaculation, themjaculation, etc...
Shejaculation, once reached, ended the night of romance.
by Cathy Comedie January 23, 2021
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spajaculate

To expell sticky substance looking like seman out the mouth
he spajaculated all over
by charlie25 April 19, 2009
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specjaculate

verb

To cause a fanboy to spontaneously ejaculate over unfounded speculation and rumors regarding upcoming company products.
Mac zealots around the world specjaculated after seeing some faked shots of a rumored Apple iVideoPhonePod.
by iceberg July 16, 2008
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