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Shizer Minelli

Shizer Minelli; The act of taking a shit so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".

"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".
"As I sat on the toilet to let pass A turd, I stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece. The monster lay to portray a portrait in the likeness of Liza Minelli", Therefor I gasped and exclaimed, "Shizer Minelli!".

"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."
by Aeternus_ February 8, 2009
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Shizerz

When your using the word "shit" and not try to swear at the same time.
1: Yes! I won at uno!
2: Shizerz, I lost.
by AkotoLmao June 24, 2020
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Shizertown

A place where you want to have sexual intercourse with someone
"Damn I took that bitch to Shizertown!"
by Ad vin cula October 15, 2021
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bloody scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly, this shital is crazy!
by skittlepatle November 8, 2022
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shizerly

adv., being of a bad or shitty nature; like shit
"I feel shizerly this morning after the bars."

"I feel pretty shizerly about what (happened/I did) to your car.
by Conrad Barnes December 14, 2005
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shizerfest

One of the most intense, and audibly savage bands on the face of the planet. These underrated advocates for the damned wander through night spreading their disease ridden death metal, scorching the tits off any whom they encounter. Notorious on the underground corpse metal circuit for their use of mind shattering riffs and violent solos. Over the last four years, they have lost, and replaced 7 of their 8 members. Possibly the most hateful and evil bands in existence.
-"Hey Jimmy! did you see the new SHIZERFEST album cover?"
"Ya, my eyes bled for four days straight!"

-" All who have joined in the church of SHIZERFEST will sell they're souls to invest in the stockmarket of doom"

-"W.W.S.D"
by KeenOnJesus September 3, 2008
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German Scheizer Porn

Pornographic films that include erotic defecation by two or more Germans. The most common of these films is known infamously as "2 Girls 1 Cup."
Boy 1 - "Ewwwwww, is that one being crapped on?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****ing German Scheizer Porn. It's

****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"
by TehBestOfTehInternetz July 20, 2009
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