Sheenius

(n), A genius person or idea on the intellectual level of Charlie Sheen
(adj), used to describe a person or idea that is cleaver enough to have been thought of by Charlie Sheen.

Charlie: I probably took more than anybody could survive... I was banging seven-gram rocks, and finishing them, because thats how I roll!

You: This man is a Sheenius! Get him an award!

by Streetiti March 17, 2011

Sheenis

When a guy spreads a line of cocaine on his dick for a girl to snort. This is generally done before a blowjob.

This term arises from the actor Charlie Sheen, who is famous for his rampt use of the drug and association with hookers.

Girl: Why is your dick white?

Black Guy: What? Haven't you ever seen a Sheenis?

Girl: ...

Black Guy: Winning! *thumbs up*

by Fen*Pen September 20, 2011

Sheenism

The practice of worshiping the actions of Charlie Sheen, believing in winning

I have been great at everything since I conformed to sheenism.

by TDawesome April 7, 2011

Sheenis envy

the envy of all that is winning, you don't have tiger blood, you can't party like Charlie, you have no Goddess.....you are a troll

Chuck Lorre has an extreme case of Sheenis envy

by tgib April 1, 2011

Sheenism

A religion that is based that on sheen from the hit shows Jimmy neutron and planet sheen. Instead of the bible or Quran worshipers of sheen follow the vible

I believe in sheenism.

by Jello_boi January 22, 2020

Sheenism

A new religion, based off of the teachings of Charlie Sheen.

Often practiced by consuming large quantities of blow, and screwing porn stars for hours on end.

Ns1 is a loyal follower of Sheenism. All praise be to Charlie Sheen!

by ultimatebob March 3, 2011

sheenius

a brilliant act of personal meltdown.

You showed real sheenius last night. Don't worry I'll make bail by noon.

by Fan of Charlie March 19, 2011