Shmeat Boye

Someone you are cool with but lowkey you know they have a small penis

Liam: Yooo shmeat boye
Person: Yo whats up man

by _Gabe15_ October 5, 2016

Shmeat

Slang term for dick

His shmeat was hard as fuck

by kylieg17 March 5, 2017

Shmeat

To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.

Danny has a serious case of shmeat.

by Rheptar. June 6, 2009

shmeat gang task force

A group of friends who share brotherly love and all have small penises

Yo, the Shmeat Gang Task Force is about to run a train on her.

by Frylockmeow May 28, 2018

billy shear's

Billy Shear's Was "Paul's McCartney Replacement" that got started in a hoax the "Paul Is Dead" rumor so the rumor go's like this so the hoax says that in the late 60s paul got in a car crash and died bla the beatle's made a lookalike contest it was "billy shears" and the beatles told him how to look like him and sing like him and bla bla bla its fake!

someone dumb "did you know that the paul thats alive is dead and fake the fake one is called billy shear's

Someone who has a brain "Did You Know Thats FAKE!

the dumb one "nO iTs nOt Let me tell me the story of how this happen blabblablsblablablablablal"

the smart one "okay goodbye"

by the 2nd doctor May 4, 2022

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

shmeat

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

by drizzyaf April 26, 2015