Wyatt Shears

plays bass and guitar for the garden. is also quite greasy. dresses like a pirate. has a side project called enjoy. met him, very nice person! the funny twin. Vada Vada
follow @wyattshears & @___enjoy_official___

Person 1 : how do I tell the shear twins apart?
Person 2: Wyatt Shears plays bass duh

by Puzzleenjoyer November 24, 2021

Fletcher Shears

drummer of the garden. is quite greasy. never takes off his smelly boots. has a side project called puzzle. x hail is coming out soon. believes he's superior to his brother, wyatt shears. follow @______puzzle_______ on instagram.

y@: "Fletcher Shears ain't shit so he's evicted from @puzzle_enjoy and every trace left of Puzzle on this account will be obliterated."

by uwantthescoop July 24, 2018

Hedge shears

To remove pubes that have grown in such great density they resembles a hedge, by means of large hedge shears or clippers.

"I had to whip out the hedge shears on her, I had no choice."

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015

Will Shears

Shaggable, fit, sexy. You’ll have the best time ever in bed with him.

I want to get in bed with Will shears

by Yah,will,is,fit June 10, 2019

pinking shears

Replaces the word scissoring when the two women involved both have vaginal piercings.

They had their pinking shears out hot and heavy.

by S.C.A.B. September 15, 2019

britney shears

A bald-headed woman (in reference to Britney's chrome dome).

Dude did you see that britney shears walk by? Yeah, she was hella sexy!

by Trendman March 25, 2007

cow shears

Thing that Homebase don't sell

I'll stop being a vegetarian when Homebase sell cow shears

by Pedant tic May 3, 2005