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Shatsterbate

1. Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a deuce.

2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner
1. My room doesn't have a lock on the door so I had to go to the bathroom to shatsterbate
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates
by gcrack September 19, 2011
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Shaster McGrotha

1. A shit so painful, so large, so juicy, so fresh, so incredibly toxic and smelly that it feels like your asshole is being ripped in half.

2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.

3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.
Bob: Tim left a Shaster McGrotha in the Cracker Barrel bathroom
by TheGayAccount June 20, 2020
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shagster

You know David? He’s a right shagster”
by littlebabypeach July 29, 2021
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shadster

A very sketchy person, someone who is up to something and won't tell you, do not trust this person
Wow... shannon's boyfriend is such a shadster.
by Bessy January 7, 2006
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Shaster

A nickname used for a female with the name Shasta. Usually a really hot female with a large chest. Known throughout Canada, and the US
"Damn, Shaster is a total babe!"
by Babii-Girl* December 21, 2008
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the shaster

the act of placing a turkey baster in one's anus and farting into in, capturing the fart, and then shooting the fart in someone else's nostrils. It is a combination of the words shit and Baster.
Tommy is giving everybody around here the shaster
by Jorge shastermaster February 18, 2008
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Shastered

result of emence intake of alcohol Pissed
"i'm fucking shastered"
by Louis Taylor February 16, 2004
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