shawshank

Morning ritual, Shit, shower shave and wank.

Felt much better after my shawshank this morning.

by Andy13 May 31, 2005

Shawshank

See shank for root definition.
Verb: to lift up your leg or ass cheek and deliver a rousing fart at the exact same time as a loud noise, to avoid being heard, much like the lead character in The Shawshank Redemption hit the pipe with the stone during the storm.

I was at my girlfriend's house watching a movie with her parents, and I really needed to shank one, so I waited until an explosion and shawshanked it perfectly. They never heard a thing so no one knew where the smell came from.

by whodemscotts July 8, 2011

shawshank

To wriggle through a tube like area full of filth

Stewie said to Brian, "Maybe you should forget about your pride and worry about the creepy crawlies shawshanking their way out your balloon knot."

Family Guy

by Milton Waddams January 27, 2007

shawshank

Comes from the movie The Shawshank Redemtion, and means to break out or get away with something (out of jail, or just out of trouble)

*1* Get me the hell outta this jail cell!!!! i am so gonna go shawshank if u dont bust me out quick!
*2* You betta shawshank out of this, or he is gonna kick your ass!

by Hops July 18, 2005

Shawshank

To pilfer; steal a small amount at a time

John shawshanked the change jar from the basement.

by Aarani December 9, 2008

Shawshank

To take another man by force sexually in an effort to prove dominance.

Corey disrespected us, lets Shawshank him after school.

by CarrotTop6600 October 2, 2008

Shawshank

The act of having someone shit on your chest in a thunderstorm.

Check the Doppler tonight babe, I was hoping you would give me a shawshank.

by shwagzilla July 22, 2014