shat basket

when you take a stone cold doo doo in a basket and present it to someone as a gift

pooper: want this shat basket

dumb ass: sure its neat...
What the fuck?! Why is there a stone-cold shat in this basket?

by Oprah Hitler February 21, 2009

SaTzu

twice's royal ships. they will give you a tons of crumbs good for 3 years and then they will vanish.

satzu: *posts a selca together*
sapphires: OMG HDKSHDKSHKDHSJDH
satzu: that's 1 minute see you in 3 years

by satzu1429 November 6, 2020

shanzay

The princess of roses. She's your friend, she's outgoing, caring and super funny. Total extrovert, but she's the greatest friend you'll ever have. And she's a bit crazy

My best friend, is shanzay

by cupcake200200200 April 13, 2019

schatzi

A German term of endearment literally meaning treasure. Also sweetheart or my dear.

You look stunning today 'schatzi'.

by Tht greek guy July 27, 2016

Shahzoda

Best person you could ever know. Sometimes overthinks stuff but can be fun and calm. Shahzoda is a bit of a crazy alien but that's the best part. She is cute and sweet. If you know a Shahzoda you are extremely lucky. You will discover new stuff everyday and you must take care of her and love her very much because she will do the same.

Person: My bestfriend is Shahzoda

Random person: Wow! Your lucky.

by ABtsZArmy May 6, 2021

Shahzoda

Shahzoda may seem tough but inside is a very sensitive and a soft person with a big heart. She is not easy going and is usually hard to get. Due to her obsession with books and fictional characters, she has pretty high standards. She likes to be alone and make her own mental world. If she loves you, she will do absolutely anything for you. Love Shahzoda with your whole heart and never lose her because she is a total wife material.

Someone: bro, Shahzoda seems so mean!
bro: really? you just haven’t gotten to know what kind of a BEST person she is

by 122lee122lee November 21, 2021

Shat-in-absentia

The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.

I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....

by YAWA August 21, 2016