Shartruce

A verbal agreement amongst two or more friends never to reveal to anyone else their most embarrassing shart stories.

Jim and Danny formed a shartruce after they both realized they had similar but singularly unique and thoroughly reputation killing shart stories.

by Ellebelle12 August 29, 2012

Shartruse

When someone thinks they must far, but accidentally do so with such force that it leaves a chartreuse color paste in their underwear, a mixture of blood and diarrhea.

A shit, I made shartruse.

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

Shartosis

A sickness you get from eating bad food, or just being ugly.

When you get Shartosis you experience bad gas and diarrhea at the same time over and over, most times the sharts are projectile and get all over the place. And sometimes it take days for the sharting to stop.

"Dude last summer at our family barbecue my uncle got Shartosis."

"Dude last time I got Shartosis I slept in the bath tub for 2 days."

by laqueefaorangejuice August 15, 2009

Shahrose

A sweaty fat fuck who says 'homie' and 'peng-a-leng' a lot!

Shahrose:You is well peng-a-leng!
Slut:Fuck off unless you've got a tenner you kebab munching bastard!

by MrNoMuscle August 28, 2007

Shartruse

Causing someone to shit themselves by use of chicanery.

Gustav spiked Milton's protein shake with X-Lax, causing a horrific blowout. He was lauded by his remaining friends for this superb shartruse.

by The BS Express January 11, 2022

Shartused

When one of your Facebook friends sharts on your awesome status post, therefore making the status not awesome.

I just had the best FB status until my friend shartused me and made my status look retarded.

by coop4ku September 14, 2010

shartrusive

interrupting a private conversation by sharting

janets and mabels private conversation was rudely interrupted by petes shartrusive entry into the room

by stillhours July 3, 2017