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Sharkjacking

An extreme sport of which the object is to masturbate a shark, the greatest achievement possible being an ejaculation by a Great White Shark. One participant ties raw meat onto his/her ankles and swims near the shore to lure in the animal where three others wait. When the shark approaches, the three sleepers wrestle the shark into submission and the "baiter" manually stimulates the shark. Upon ejaculation it is important that the team clears the area as quickly as possible because post-orgasm behavior of sharks is often erratic and the chance of participant injury is increased due to close proximity.

This sport can be played by a team of more than four, but traditional Sharkjacking is done with a team of four.
"Nothing like a game of Sharkjacking in the morning to get the blood flowing, eh boys?" --Chris Kahn of the Starship Enterprise
by QuadkilleR June 23, 2006
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Skarpnäck

Sweden may not be known for their gangsters and ghettos, but Skarpnäck be da roughest inna da beznaz.
Gypsies will steal your bike and sell it back to ya!
by topper11 May 2, 2005
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shattackular

adj. a performance or product of such extremely poor quality that it results in the loosening of its viewers bowels
Jessica Alba's performance in Good Luck Chuck was shattackular and I was forced to change my pants.
by Jake Gosselin January 11, 2009
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shartmark

when you have a diet high in greasy food, you leave behind residue in your underwear called shartmarks when you fart. your farts have liquid fuel that occasionally, accidentally end up with a bit too much substance behind them.
"too much take out has left Steven no choice to replace his boxers due to excessive shartmarks"
by stevenjchamplin December 26, 2012
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shartnado

A violently loud, gas-infused bowel movement that causes poop particles to spatter in a nondescript pattern along the inner walls of the toilet bowl and, in rare cases, on the underside of the toilet seat.
Despite Consuela's best efforts, she was unable to clean the bathroom after the terror that was Matthew's shartnado.
by GBone September 3, 2013
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shafnacking

When someone, ususally a woman, excessively thinks of penises.
During classtime, me and my friends usually enjoy shafnacking.
by Gnarls Barkley July 12, 2006
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Shartak

A massively-multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) set on a mysterious island (named Shartak). Natives and outsiders hunt and explore, war against other clans, and when not slaying pirates or tigers, players can search for weapons, items, berries, herbs, etc.

Shartak is free-to-play and completely browser-based - there are a few things different about the Shartak experience that are unique and completely different than common MMORPGs. One such example is the simple browser-based graphics, which may take several days to get used to, along with the simple interface of limited moves. (There is not in-game chat, although there are clan news-blasts, and an IRC channel.)

Meta-gaming is a huge component of Shartak.

For new players who have a hard time figuring out the limited Action Point system (limits your moves per day), there are the official Shartak Forums and Shartak Wiki, which are extremely active, and mostly populated by the players themselves. The forums are split into two sections: in-character and not-in-character.

Creativity is rampant, and while most characters have clever names of pirates, explorers, warriors, soldiers, shamans, villagers, scouts, etc... there are one or two colorful characters who have assumed cross-dressers as their in-game persona.

The players actually write the ongoing stories of the game, based on the foundation of Shartak's structures. This game has very free-flowing game-play, and involves lots of strategy, inanity, fun, and self-reliance.

While the entire community of active players is easily over 900, new players are welcome to participate (if not encouraged to impact) the meta-gaming aspect of the game.

Past issues of Shartak Newsletters can be found on the wiki, and politics (ranging regularly, from self-declared Queens, to Cheiftains overthrowing other villages, and to Shaman healers being assassinated) can be followed or learned on the forums.

BASIC STORY: For several hundred years the island of Shartak has been populated by three native tribes from the villages Dalpok, Raktam and Wiksik. More frequently in recent weeks, strangers known to the natives as "outsiders" are appearing on their island wearing odd looking clothes and carrying flashing boxes and loud sticks.
Initially the strangers kept to the coastline and out of the jungle, but now they're getting adventurous and heading inland towards the villages. It won't be long before they stumble across the villages and learn of the treasures of the tribal ancestors.
"I'm going to Mount Shartak to search for Shargle eggs, then next week I'm going to assassinate all the roaming Shamans, before the head-hunting competition..."
by Mr. Balloon Hands April 22, 2008
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