shartburn

what happens after a shart

loud gurgling greasy fart

Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!

tosses him a pack of baby wipes

by Alpino December 15, 2008

Sharmarke

Sharmarke is the name of royalty, a king who deserves to be recognised for his great talents,m. Sharmarke is normally a very funny person who is generally popular

I want to be like sharmarke

by Bossman123454321 May 3, 2019

Sharttard

The act of farting but accidentally crapping ones pants in a retarded fashion.
One who resembles the stains in a retarded persons underpants.

Dennis is a sharttard.

by crumb5336 May 5, 2009

shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

by lit_af March 2, 2017

Shartbread

A chocolate favourite shortbread

Mmm look at my chocolate shortbread
Shortbread? Tf u mean?😐 thats shartbread!

by queersforstevemcbride May 3, 2021

SHARDVARK

Any person who spends hours searching the carpet for shards of dope (ice or crack) that might have been spilled there.

From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.

Did you see old girl on her hands and knees on the floor all night after dude mentioned that he spilled a gram last week? What a shardvark!

by thekattywumpus October 24, 2011

shartmark

when you have a diet high in greasy food, you leave behind residue in your underwear called shartmarks when you fart. your farts have liquid fuel that occasionally, accidentally end up with a bit too much substance behind them.

"too much take out has left Steven no choice to replace his boxers due to excessive shartmarks"

by stevenjchamplin December 26, 2012