Shatman

William Shatner

Shatman: I'm a rocket man

by 'sup? December 24, 2008

The Shartmann theory

A theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the asshole past half way, said asshole will create a suction and/or vaccume and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use

Bro1: Bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night
Bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
Bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube

by WalkingTalkingStephenHawking December 4, 2015

shattmandu

the word shattmandu, a hybrid, is obtained from Kathmandu and outdoors clothing label(for no reason at all) and william shattner(a emotion described similarly as shattered).

that dude was shattmandu wen we told him his omlete was done Portuguese style

by darryharry December 23, 2008

Sharmanism

Abbreviations term to explain diverse technical issues

Instead of long written detail, you can use the Sharmanism.

by Denisecrazys September 2, 2011

shartmas

When someone has a horrible amount of work where they feel like they have been sharted on during the weeks/ days leading up to Christmas

Professor: You have 3 models and 6 drawings due in 2 weeks, but the week and half will be used to design.

Student: F.... me it must be shartmas

by five percent battery left November 13, 2011

shartmark

when you have a diet high in greasy food, you leave behind residue in your underwear called shartmarks when you fart. your farts have liquid fuel that occasionally, accidentally end up with a bit too much substance behind them.

"too much take out has left Steven no choice to replace his boxers due to excessive shartmarks"

by stevenjchamplin December 26, 2012

Shartmint

When you're wearing mint scented flat d disposal undies and you shart....possibly shit yourself

I just dropped a heavy shartmint. I think I need to change my draws.

by Carabear77 May 3, 2015