Sharkurity

Security which serves no purpose other that to keep those who manage it employed.

1) This sharkurity team give me the shits!
2) This sharkutiry is a waste of everyones time

by secritic March 8, 2010

shartuitous moment

When you're standing at the toilet whizzing away and proceed to crack out what you THINK... is a fart but unfortunately is not gaseous in nature. Still... you're in a good position to just turn around, drop trou and proceed to salvage your shorts as you are conveniently right there in front of the toilet.

"Dude... it was a most Shartuitous Moment... I was actually IN the can when I had an unanticipated shart attack....."

by Bonemanrides January 19, 2016

shartitis

uncontrollable sharting, cured by a 30 day treatment of “enhanced” laxitives.

Sypmtoms Include

- Uncontrollable Sharting

- Hard Stools

- Soft/liquid stools

- Depression

- Flying

She has mild shartitis, so she is very stinky!

by REALFAIRYSIBLINGS January 7, 2023

Sharmit

Verb: To shart while vomitting; sometimes associated with alcohol

I was so sick last night I sharmitted in my pants while puking.

by deez funbags January 4, 2009

shartbite

If you think you're going to fart, but poop a little, and said poop has corns or nut shells in it and it scratches your butthole.

Greg ate some hot tamales, laughed too hard, and got a shartbite on his butthole rim.

by thesilliestbear August 27, 2013

sharstitute

A whore who will do anything for a bag of crystal meth.

Sorry bro I guess that weak ass sharstitute did give you VD, and you owe the bitch a bag.

by cranksterman February 7, 2006

Shamaritan

Someone who suddenly shows faux concern about one problem to try to draw attention away from another.

Nigel says we shouldn't take in any foreign refugees while there are British homeless people to look after, but he never cared about the plight of the homeless before. He's such a bloody Shamaritan!

by ..............,,.............. August 20, 2016