Shark Attack

The shark attack is a sexual act in which the woman is standing naked against a wall with ass-cheeks spread. The man then puts his hands above his head as to form a shark fin...then sprints full speed toward the woman yelling "Shark Attack!" and penetrates her without mercy.

Be careful not to break your dick off...I will not be held responsible for any injuries that occur while attempting this risky maneuver.
Damn...that bitch liked it rough! I put her up against the wall and gave her the shark attack.
by tysi1521 March 17, 2007
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Leaving work early due to an unforseen attack by the legendary office shark.
Oh god! Searing chest pain! I think I'm having a shark attack - I'm going home.
by Maxwell Power June 29, 2006
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An especially entertaining/exotic form of intercourse that involves one (1) female and one (1) male...

1) The nude female, bending at the waist, placing her hands on a wall or a chair

2) The nude male, putting his hands together over his head to form a "fin", hums the "Jaws" attack theme while approaching the female from behind, crescendoing as he gets nearer. The song climaxes as the male reaches/enters the female.
See "Jaws"...specifically the part with the shark attack...it's like that
by Matt Delornoe December 06, 2008
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A word that is frequently used, and confuses Sofia DeDondesteve out of her mind
Marc: Hey man what's up

Drew: Nothin' much just got a shark attack in Math class
Sofia: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!!
by rogers9615 March 10, 2011
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A powerful concoction of vodka and pineapple with a splash of blue Curacao and a splash of grenadine. It must be mixed in that order for proper effect (which is somewhat similar to that of a Tequila Sunrise). The Curacao and grenadine sweeten it, but they're mostly for color.
In Savannah, Georgia a splash of Coke is added to give the drink the look of the murky sea water of Tybee Island. This is called a Tybee Shark Attack.
by RedneckSatyr June 03, 2011
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The wave of mutilation left after having sex while a woman is on her period (shark week). Cleanup can be quite messy.
Honey, it's shark week and I'm not in the mood to clean up after a shark attack.
by tacotron August 27, 2007
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Noun: A play in footvolley where the player scores by smashing the ball with the sole of his/her foot above the net onto the other team's side.
Man, did you see that ridiculous 'shark attack'?

Yea .. he destroyed it! Nice point!
by BeachKing January 18, 2012
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