Sharf

The act of shitting, farting and barfing all at once.

Dude, after that party last week, I sharfed all over my car.

by ParkerScones March 4, 2019

Sharf

The act of soiling your pants while vomiting.

That meal was disgusting! I think I'm going to sharf!

by Travis Bagwell October 4, 2009

sharf

one who twitches like a fucking spazzed out cracked out pornstar with a major disorder.

"o look there goes sharf, duck!"(noun)

"i saw her and she was sharfing really bad"(verb)

by krowkrowkrow November 8, 2008

sharf

To consume feces and then vommit it back up after having partially digested it. Common in canines.

My friend's cocker spaniel sharfed on my carpet this morning. It was the foulest-smelling bodily fluid I've ever experienced.

by chuckhammer November 25, 2007

Sharf

Shh-arf: verb: 1. The act of crapping ones pants instead of releasing flatulence. 2. Leaving chocalate skid marks in ones briefs.

Dang it! I just sharfed my pants!

by fratty mcfrattington March 12, 2009

sharf

someone who has sex and gives blow jobs to anyone she meets.

dude, that girls a total sharf.

by holler February 28, 2007

Sharf

Shitting while barfing, often induced by heavy alcohol and fried food consumption.

Do you remember that time Joe sharfed? Yeah, It was gross. There was puke all over his dick.

by gladrooster February 11, 2015