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stagdation

Portmanteau of "stagnation" and "date". A relationship plateau which happens somewhat inevitably in every dating relationship, wherein the romance basically boils down to small talk and the same old boring jokes and phrases.

Deep inside, the male part(s) of the equation (if present) usually just want to cut the crap and get on with the smexy time. In contrast, female part(s) of the equation (if present) usually want to get back into an active relationship again. If denied, the female may just break up with her partner and leave it at that. Stagdation is usually unavoidable and is notoriously hard to remove oneself from.
Partner A: So, the... uh weather's pretty good. We should go for a walk and then maybe get an iced latte or something. And I have reservations to Olive Garden for tomorrow... maybe we can meet your friends.

Partner B: <thought><tuneout>Damnit, this used to be fun with him... I gotta find a way outta this stagdation plateau.</tuneout></thought>

Both: <thought>Why doesn't he/she cut the crap and skip to the smexy time?</thought>
by Aruscio August 24, 2010
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Shatnation

a group based around the youtube user 'iShatOnU'
though the group is not limited to a certain amount of people, it is open to anyone who wishes to participate in there activies.
Which include: Trolling, raids, Prank calling, spamming, blogging and other random things.

There symbol is the "Badger".
Person 1: "Hey did you hear about shatnation?"
Person 2: "Yeah those assholes, Raided by stickam room"
Person 3: "I wonder how iShatOnU convinces everyone to do this"
by Shatnation208 July 6, 2009
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shaftation

We witnessed a serious level of shaftation from the competition today.
by M-H & Tamer October 16, 2006
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Shamditioner

In order to saze time, I used shamditioner in the shower.
by WaffleCohn June 6, 2011
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digital starvation

The state in which one is in after not using a computer for so long.
I'm totally suffering from digital starvation after coming home from holiday. There's no computers there at all!
by JoTheGeek August 3, 2007
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Starvationing

When your really hungry, and your lunch is still a few hours away. When you can hear your stomach growling you would say:
"Is it long before lunch?"
"Why?"
"I'm starvationing at the moment!!"
by Aida's Word June 10, 2008
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Starvation

When my stomach eats my asshole
I think I am suffering from starvation and my stomach feels like it being bitten
by insaneodditeez November 26, 2005
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