Shantum

The Zen master himself?

Seth.

Shantum you mofo!

by King Zero owner of da Universe October 22, 2023

Shantrum

A very public tantrum had by public health ministers trying to destroy public healthcare and losing their shit when called out over it on social media...in the middle of a pandemic.

Tyler Shandro hold the record for most epic shantrum in Canadian history, let alone Alberta!

by This machine tickles fascists March 27, 2020

shantumama

A religous zealot witch doctor, who is frequently seen waving a large stick. Has a full length song credited to him called "What is shantu? Please don't curse me."

Man, shantumama talked so much shit yesterday, he remings me more and more of rafiki. And where has rafreaky gone to yo.

Shantumama spits the mic with authority.

by deergoose September 20, 2006

Post-Shartum Depression

The depressing feeling one gets after excreting a log the size of a small child.

Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.

by rustachio April 25, 2009

shanum

The purest princess to be born, so loved and beautiful since birth. Shanum is a breathing angel on earth, she makes your heart feel like they're being stroked by feathers--lightweight and pristine. Voice as soothing as baby-blue jazz, skin as irresistible as the blush of roses with natural feline starry eyes. When you see a Shanum, you'll instantly fall in love with what 'love' is the first time you've felt it--you just wanna hold her all day and see her grow into the beautiful flower she already is. Shanum, if you're old enough to see this one day--just know that your sister loves you so much. I love you.

--K.

This world is blessed with Shanum <3 I just want to hug Shanum all day.

by bluemoon<3 December 26, 2020

shantmore

An abbreviation of "shall not forever more." A way to express deep regret and shame.

Bobby: "Do you remember when you licked the floor of that public restroom?"
Donna: "Yes. Shantmore will it ever be done again."

by slurrpyjer696969 November 6, 2023

Post Shartum Depression

The feeling of sadness and depression a man or woman has after slightly shitting his or herself unintentionally.

John couldn't wait any longer. He knew he would suffer PSD (Post Shartum Depression) but the pain was too much to bare. So he shit himself.

by Master of Disguise May 8, 2012