shanter

A word to describe someone with attrocious banter, or Shit Banter.

Peter "That lad Ross has the worst banter in the world, constant shit jokes, and not funny"
John "Yeah Ross is the king of Shanter."

by shanterking June 26, 2014

Shanter

Shanter (Shit+Banter) is what happens whenever Mez attempts to engage in banter with the lads. It is impossible for Mez to engage in quality banter.

Mez tells a joke to the lads - Shanter.

by Sultan of Banterburry June 28, 2015

Shanter

Shit Banter. When someone has a complete lack of chat to the point that someone has to point it out

Lucy thought that Craig had no chat, and was exhibiting classic Shanter

by LboroLad June 29, 2017

Shanter Volcano

A person who chats a lot of shanter (shit banter) can be reffered to as a 'Shanter Volcano', in the sense that the person in question is erupting with shanter.

The queen is a shanter volcano.

by gandhi the grey March 2, 2012

Shanter

When you've got shit banter

That was shanter!

by DementedSquirrel February 19, 2016

Shanter

Shit banter

When your banter isn't on point. That's Shanter. Like tommys tattoo of banter on his wrist is Shanter.

by Bantersquad2015cupwinners August 10, 2015

shantering

useless talk that can often lead to a headache or ones annoyance

I'd appreciate if you would stop shantering me.

Shantering gives me a massive migraine.

by chaselc June 18, 2011