shanter

A word to describe someone with attrocious banter, or Shit Banter.

Peter "That lad Ross has the worst banter in the world, constant shit jokes, and not funny"
John "Yeah Ross is the king of Shanter."

by shanterking June 26, 2014

Shanter

Shit Banter. When someone has a complete lack of chat to the point that someone has to point it out

Lucy thought that Craig had no chat, and was exhibiting classic Shanter

by LboroLad June 29, 2017

Shanter

Shanter (Shit+Banter) is what happens whenever Mez attempts to engage in banter with the lads. It is impossible for Mez to engage in quality banter.

Mez tells a joke to the lads - Shanter.

by Sultan of Banterburry July 09, 2015

Shanter Volcano

A person who chats a lot of shanter (shit banter) can be reffered to as a 'Shanter Volcano', in the sense that the person in question is erupting with shanter.

The queen is a shanter volcano.

by gandhi the grey May 29, 2012

Top shanter

One who can indulge in large quantities of alcohol and still remain conscious through out the intire session

Fuck me hefin can put them away see.......... Just seen him sink 6 pints in an hour........... Theirs a top shanter for you. Up to his eyeballs in larger and still thirsty

by Massy 250 April 14, 2021

shantering

useless talk that can often lead to a headache or ones annoyance

I'd appreciate if you would stop shantering me.

Shantering gives me a massive migraine.

by chaselc June 18, 2011

Shanter

Shit banter

When your banter isn't on point. That's Shanter. Like tommys tattoo of banter on his wrist is Shanter.

by Bantersquad2015cupwinners September 15, 2015