shitting while masterbating
person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"
by shexcelent December 1, 2009
Get the shasterbate mug.You are spiritually intense and can sting or charm. Your name brings love and new starts into life and attracts money. In business, you are the creator and promoter of original ideas and usually enjoy considerable financial success.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. New ways and new experiences can't satisfy your restless nature. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, because you know that this is the only way to receive justice and honesty from other people. But your personal growth is vital for your, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations. Your restless spirit might best controlled by choosing the field of work that meet your demand for action and adventure.
You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. New ways and new experiences can't satisfy your restless nature. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, because you know that this is the only way to receive justice and honesty from other people. But your personal growth is vital for your, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations. Your restless spirit might best controlled by choosing the field of work that meet your demand for action and adventure.
Shantera is insightful.
by TeraZepeda August 1, 2019
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Shanster • shanter • shagster • shankster • shanteria • shadster • Shanaster • sanster • seanstermonster • shagstervag
Shanteria is a kind hearted person. She will help a person in need. Don't take her kindness for weakness though. She loves really hard. A committed individual. She enjoys making others laugh
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Get the Shanteria mug.by what is my name really? June 1, 2009
Get the Shanter mug.Guy 1- Just sit your laptop there on the edge of that bath
Guy 2- Naw, thats fuckin' shanterous
*Guy 1, 3 and 4 all nod in agreement*
Guy 1- "Look at that cunt over there! Is he eating a brick?"
Guy 2- "aye, I heard he once Killed a man with his own face, best to stay away from him, he's a shanterous one".
Guy 1- "aye shanterous indeed"
Passing English chap- "Oh I say what a shanterous looking rougue!
Guy 2- Naw, thats fuckin' shanterous
*Guy 1, 3 and 4 all nod in agreement*
Guy 1- "Look at that cunt over there! Is he eating a brick?"
Guy 2- "aye, I heard he once Killed a man with his own face, best to stay away from him, he's a shanterous one".
Guy 1- "aye shanterous indeed"
Passing English chap- "Oh I say what a shanterous looking rougue!
by Shaun Ruthless Daggers November 28, 2010
Get the Shanterous mug.Used to express disgust at a perceived situation or person who has led to what is colloquially known as "banter death". The word is derived from the ancient Norse words "shi'eet" and "bounter", equivalent to modern day English "awful" and "chat" respectively.
In the 21st Century, the word's increased use has led to the creation of a number of variants. Chief among those that are accepted by the OED are:
- shanterrific (adjective)
- shanterful (adjective)
Amongst the more controversial recent variants of the word are:
- shantastic (adjective)
- shantabulous (adjective)
It is worth noting that the adoption of these latter two by a large number of youths has been the subject of much debate and their usage remains frowned upon in certain circles.
In the 21st Century, the word's increased use has led to the creation of a number of variants. Chief among those that are accepted by the OED are:
- shanterrific (adjective)
- shanterful (adjective)
Amongst the more controversial recent variants of the word are:
- shantastic (adjective)
- shantabulous (adjective)
It is worth noting that the adoption of these latter two by a large number of youths has been the subject of much debate and their usage remains frowned upon in certain circles.
Said on seeing a friend attempting - and failing - to ride his small-engine moped over a straight stretch of road: "Shanter!"
"Look, Dave just fell of his moped, how absolutely shanterrific!"
Said on seeing a friend's repair bill after crashing and damaging a rented moped: "Well, this is pretty unbelievably shanterrific!"
"Look, Dave just fell of his moped, how absolutely shanterrific!"
Said on seeing a friend's repair bill after crashing and damaging a rented moped: "Well, this is pretty unbelievably shanterrific!"
by DSB1989 September 10, 2010
Get the Shanter mug.Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.
"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."
or
"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
or
"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
by Nelson76 July 1, 2005
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