Llama Shanker

The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.

I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.

by Manchelli March 6, 2009

shit shanker

Another name for a penis or dick in a prison.

Harry knew he was in trouble when his cellmate pulled out his shit shanker.

by supersab September 6, 2010

shanker

ordinary tool used as a weapon, mainly used in prison

pass me my shanker so i can cut this fool

by Tical January 26, 2004

Lamb shankered

Rhyming slang for "wankered"

I only like RnB before going out, gets you in the mood for getting lamb shankered

Vodka gets Gretna absolutely lamb shankered

Lou like to smoke gwan, it gets her lamb shankered

by ginnipanni September 24, 2009

shanker

a person who is addicted to crack cocaine

That kid Mike is such a Shanker!

by Jonny February 20, 2005

Clam Shanker

Some stupid fucking jab made on the Daily Show by John Oliver against the French.

"Those dirty clam shankers!"

by clamshanker April 4, 2010

shanker

Pronoun - An alternate way of spelling the Hindu "destroyer" god, Shiv Shankar. See Shankar.

The great Shiv Shanker is the destroyer of all life.

by Vikaas April 25, 2006