Shambrarian

Someone who knows enough truth about how libraries really work, but not enough to go insane or be qualified as a real librarian.

A portmanteau of Sham and Librarian

Symptoms:

* Holds strong, unwavering opinions about library records, that cannot typically be stated without at least 3 different expletives.
* Drinks like a fish to try to stem the pain from their considerations of the kafka-esque procedures running the library world today.
* For some reason, a guy called Marc is the bane of their lives, especially the one that's eight years old.
* Started doing IT support for librarians is a persistent feature as well.

"Christ, your library system is a piece of shit. Fuck, what kind of fucking MARC code is that?" - "But you're a computer guy, how do you know MARC?" - "Heh, I may know computers, but I'm also a shambrarian"

by benosteen February 11, 2010

Shamyra

Shamyra is a sexy girl. She is very nice & extremely positive as well as beautiful. She gets all the boys and has a lot of haters. Life of any party even if it's a party for 1. She inspires many & most likely loves animals.

Shamyra is one of a kind.

by LadyGo December 21, 2016

Shamurder

Death by Shamu, the famous killer whale at Sea World.

A trainer was Shamurdered by one of the whales at Orlando's Sea World in February of 2010, prompting the San Diego location to temporarily cancel their Shamu show.

by Badwig February 24, 2010

shamurai

One who has mastered the art of shamming.

"Pvt Doe is the sham king! He's become a shamurai."

by Erik Gunderson June 10, 2007

Shamara

Shamara is a girl who can attact people from her outer beauty and make them fall in love with her inner beauty. She is someone who gets hurt easily and gets angry more often. She'll always be there for her people when ever they need her. She'll even cry with us just to stop our tears. This one is really good at making people happy and cheer up. And also making them angry and go crazy. She is someone who is hot tempered, playful, independent, secretive, kind hearted, loveable, caring, sharing, emotional, talkative, socialized, stubborn, pure hearted, sweet crazy and beautiful girl.

Shamara is someone whom u can be proud to have in your life.

by Toojjjj January 10, 2018

Shamari

Shamari is a one of a kind type of person. A friend that will go to then for you, one that will always put you first and value every moment shard.

to be a Shamari is to be loyal to even those who deserve it not.

by EmelioElliott December 22, 2016

Shamira

A very beautiful girl that everyone adores she also has a lot of friends and can be cheeky at times

Everyone needs a Shamira

by Keep itcool July 27, 2017