shampube

The act of wasing one's hair (on one's noggin), and applying the leftover shampoos to one's pubic hair. May sometimes be carried out for masturbational purpose rather than for hygienic one. Believed to be carried out often by a Jacob, and possibly by a Thomas.

Mum: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom for the last 30minutes!!??
Jacob: What the hell mum, I needed to shampube.

by HAHAboiii November 5, 2009

shampnesia

The moment when you forget if you had washed your hair or not in the shower.

(washing hair)
*5 minutes later
You: Did I wash my hair yet? Not Shampnesia again!

by Todadile217 February 6, 2014

Shampubing

1.) During the act of applying shampoo to one's head, one finds that an excessive amount of product has been used and therefore applies the remaining shampoo to the pubic area

Person 1: I swear I run out of shampoo way too quickly. I think I use too much at a time.
Person 2: Then you really need to start shampubing. At least get your money's worth.

by Jackie Schmidt December 4, 2011

shampussy

When a female moisturizes your beard with her coochie juice.

Shampussy- When a chick rides your face and leaves your beard wet.

by SirAlihaaannn January 19, 2021

shampube

the act of shampooing ones pubic hair

Bro 1: dude i totes need to shampube before my big date
Bro 2: TMI bro, TMI

by BigDaveyP July 4, 2014

shampies

sounds like a br*tish word for old people diapers

u : grammpa tf u doo-doo in yo pants go get u sum shampies
brittle bone grammpa : idjkcxivffdklxbjiodlc

by warbumbo April 8, 2021

shampube

A special bottle of shampoo that is used for your pubic hair.

Boy: Dad I need some more shampube
Man: I just bought you some last week!

by Guid-Master October 6, 2012