shampoot

The act of farting in the shower. It is usually done without thinking first. For some reason only the gods know, these farts smell a billion times worse than normal gas passing.

I was rinsing, lathering, and repeating before I let out the mother of shampoots.

by G Freezy March 8, 2009

Shampooed

Day drinking after bingeing the night before. Much easier to sustain a good day drunk.

I had 3 beers and was shampooed by 2p.m.

by quattroinsanity February 21, 2011

shmooted

to be beyond high,smacked or booted off of herb,piff, haze or kush

after smoking that blunt at smoke park i was while shmooted

by 3bc March 8, 2009

Shampoovering

The process of hoovering ones carpet with an overpriced yet advanced vacuum cleaner which also shampoo's said carpet at the same time.

Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.

Dan: "Rich, fancy a game on Fifa?"

Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."

Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."

by DefinedThat September 4, 2011

shampoozled

Owned, showed up, or beat at something. Kind of like pwn3d.

Dude that whole entire team that lost has been totally shampoozled.

by Nickp274 September 26, 2006

shampoozled

the first day after you shampoo and your hair is fluffy, flyaway, and just plain terrible

you just got out of the shower and spend what you think is a good amount of time on your hair and your thinkin your lookin good and your friend says "damn girl, you've been shampoozled"-yikes!

by analog girl in a digital world June 20, 2009

Shampooper

When one partner squeezes shampoo from a bottle into the rectum of the second partner, followed by the 2nd partner "pooping" the shampoo into the hair of the first partner either in the bath or shower.

I know you said she was kinky, but she had me do a shampooper and my anus has never been so shiny and flake free.

by Frozen Burrito September 9, 2011