Shamp is a variable term used in the Pacific Northwest of the USA. It acts as an "x" might in a math equation. It can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, ect.
"Did you shamp my waffle?"
"I'm so shamping angry I could murder four shamps."
"Hey! What's up, Shampy."
"Shampy shamp in the shamper."
"I'm so shamping angry I could murder four shamps."
"Hey! What's up, Shampy."
"Shampy shamp in the shamper."
by NampleSack April 4, 2010

by doctord February 7, 2015

Shamps is a nickname for some one who get shampoo in there eyes when they take a shower, no matter what they do!
by SteelWaffle August 10, 2009

Depends on the situation, everything is screwed up. It could be a smell, a dirty room, or anything out of the ordinary. The word (shamped), can be said in any context.
"That pork sausage shamped up my guts"
"My radio is all shamped up, it keeps skipping my favourite songs"
"what the {shamp)" said when somthing does not make sence.
"My radio is all shamped up, it keeps skipping my favourite songs"
"what the {shamp)" said when somthing does not make sence.
by shamped king March 13, 2009

Slang for samples. Such as those analysed in a laboratory. Biological / chemical / geologic / building materials. Anything that someone must sructinise through the use of sophisticated equipment such as stereo and polarised light microscopes.
After working too long in such an industry this word can be used for just about anything...
After working too long in such an industry this word can be used for just about anything...
"Dang those shamps are the bomb dawg! The dispersion staining colors they are exhibiting show that this sample is positive for chrysotile, homes!"
Or (should they have worked too long in such an industry):-
"Shamps those shamps are shamps, Shamps!"
Or (should they have worked too long in such an industry):-
"Shamps those shamps are shamps, Shamps!"
by Kobie September 20, 2008

An accelerated shump
by BlackFalcon448 January 6, 2012

Definition:
A decorative or protective cover placed over a light bulb, often used to diffuse or soften the brightness of a light. A modern or alternative term for “lampshade.”
A decorative or protective cover placed over a light bulb, often used to diffuse or soften the brightness of a light. A modern or alternative term for “lampshade.”
Example sentence:
“Hey, the light shamp in the hallway is crooked again.”
“She got matching light shamps for every lamp in the house.”
“Hey, the light shamp in the hallway is crooked again.”
“She got matching light shamps for every lamp in the house.”
by Dylanxyn753 June 11, 2025
