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Shamp

Shamp is a variable term used in the Pacific Northwest of the USA. It acts as an "x" might in a math equation. It can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, ect.
"Did you shamp my waffle?"
"I'm so shamping angry I could murder four shamps."
"Hey! What's up, Shampy."
"Shampy shamp in the shamper."
by NampleSack April 4, 2010
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It is a term categorizing the thirsty, the narcissistic, and the try-hards.
"What a fucking shamp, he's trying to wheel Cathy Jaworfski
by doctord February 7, 2015
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Shamps is a nickname for some one who get shampoo in there eyes when they take a shower, no matter what they do!
Shamps: Dude i keep getting shampoo in my eyes!!

Waffle's: poor shamps
by SteelWaffle August 10, 2009
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Depends on the situation, everything is screwed up. It could be a smell, a dirty room, or anything out of the ordinary. The word (shamped), can be said in any context.
"That pork sausage shamped up my guts"
"My radio is all shamped up, it keeps skipping my favourite songs"
"what the {shamp)" said when somthing does not make sence.
by shamped king March 13, 2009
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Slang for samples. Such as those analysed in a laboratory. Biological / chemical / geologic / building materials. Anything that someone must sructinise through the use of sophisticated equipment such as stereo and polarised light microscopes.

After working too long in such an industry this word can be used for just about anything...
"Dang those shamps are the bomb dawg! The dispersion staining colors they are exhibiting show that this sample is positive for chrysotile, homes!"

Or (should they have worked too long in such an industry):-

"Shamps those shamps are shamps, Shamps!"
by Kobie September 20, 2008
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An accelerated shump
"I just shamped all over the wall. It was so fast I nearly died."
by BlackFalcon448 January 6, 2012
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The act of shitting so hard the poop smashes into a toilet bowl or other object. Leaving a semi-permanent shit stamp behind.
After cleaning up Ryan's cummy dog from my cars floorboard. I noticed there was a big old shamp leftover.
by Funny Bob December 27, 2020
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