shipeeing

-verb

1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping

Sorry I'm so late I got held up by shipeeing, do you have any spare pants I can wear?

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

Shampooing

To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.

Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!

by Fropaholic June 23, 2009

sharpening my mustache

Smoking weed

I have been caught sharpening my mustache in college.

by Joesippy November 12, 2014

shappening

what's happening (based on the ellipsis "sup")

Person 1: Shappening?
Person 2: Nothing much, how 'bout you?

by Timato Five March 17, 2004

Shammering

More than mostest

I love you mostest, well I love you shammering

by Coolest word maker X July 19, 2016

Sticky Shampooing

The act of after having sex pulling out of your bitch and shooting a steamy load in her hair. After which rub it around in her hair with your hands then pee in her hair and have her swish it around. That my friends is the Sticky Shampooing.

carm: "hey rick. what did you last night?"
rick: "i was in my bitches room and i gave her a good sticky shampooing."
carm: "oh...kickass!"

by Carmine and Rick December 15, 2008

Over Pencil Sharpening

The term used to describe a person who sharpens his/her pencil every 2-5 minutes, (because they always want it sharp as it can get) resulting in their pencil ending up 2 inchs long the next day.

My friend always over sharpens her pencil. She is Over Pencil Sharpening.

by Caitlin13579 November 3, 2008