Shamalan, or Sham for short. Shamalan is the perfect best friend, he is always there for advice and he's very trustworthy.
he's dead at football and has no pace but that doesn't stop him playing for frenford FC. a perfect boyfriend, that's only if he likes you :)
he's dead at football and has no pace but that doesn't stop him playing for frenford FC. a perfect boyfriend, that's only if he likes you :)
shamalan is a fucktard
by that nigel over there February 28, 2019
Get the shamalan mug.Southern African tribe, allegedly having extraordinarily large penises.
Thus it is also used colloquially to describe a man with a very large penis.
Thus it is also used colloquially to describe a man with a very large penis.
by joetal May 4, 2011
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Shamgagan • Shambagala • Shampagne • shangalang • Shalaganting • shamalan • shagaan • Shagaana • Shagagaule • shagaman
i) slam pig who climbs into a mans bed and initiates sex without male consent i.e. while he is sleeping....
ii) swamp donkey who invited herself back to an unsuspecting males house to initiate sex without consent...
iii) intoxication required
iv) fugly girl who will take it where ever she can find it (any way and every way), otherwise she'll just take it anyway without consent...BEWARE!
ii) swamp donkey who invited herself back to an unsuspecting males house to initiate sex without consent...
iii) intoxication required
iv) fugly girl who will take it where ever she can find it (any way and every way), otherwise she'll just take it anyway without consent...BEWARE!
Tommy got a fright when shagaman appeared in his bed last night, he had to go straight to the clinic today and the sheets were incinerated.
by Michelle Thompson 66 April 10, 2008
Get the shagaman mug.Is a definition used when a Vegetarian is posing as a Vegan. These type of foul people pose as strictly free from Animal products in their own lives, but this is not the case. Behind closed doors they devour a hearty Omelette with their better halves and pour milk in to their Snake Skin goblet like their Vegan oppressors aren't watching....
A lady from Shoreditch was in the Local East End Pub looking for possible Vegan options on the Menu. In the end she was unsuccessful with her quest for Vegan food, but this did not need to be the case, as she is really a covert Vegetarian. I knew this girl was a Shamgan all along.
by Hipster roland 909 July 10, 2018
Get the Shamgan mug.A circumstance or addition to a scenario that, instead of making the scenario a little more eccentric or possibly out-of sorts, makes the scenario as completely fucked up as it can possibly be, akin to the types of twists that M. Night Shamalan might have in one of his movies.
by Chris71Mach1 September 29, 2012
Get the Shamalan twist mug.Dave: "Hey, you want to go shalaganting with me and Shaniqua?"
Joe: "No thanks, I'm going to have fun outside the house by myself, which I can't call shalaganting."
Joe: "No thanks, I'm going to have fun outside the house by myself, which I can't call shalaganting."
by Eri16k February 22, 2009
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