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Salesian memes is a legendary Instagram account run by anonymous user at Salesian school Chertsey.

Dunno if we will ever find out who they are.
Salesian memes is a wholesome community- 2020 ur marge
by timmy and th slimez fo sure October 5, 2020
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Salesian High School

Students learn from watching Kung Fu Panda and Shrek in class and throwing bottles and fruit snacks across the room all while having a smile on their faces. It’s a place where the kiddos talk about the Edge Wattah Fire house all day and about taking the city firefighter exam which 99% of them fail. Also it’s where you get a DT for not having a belt or ID, and get suspended for eating in class even when other kids are eating too, if you aren’t on the baseball team that is!
It is also a place where the Salesian baseball team have more privileges and more respect than the Student president, and they are highly underrated! They go on expensive Florida trips every year instead of buying new school buses or baseball gear, and profit from AM Salesian shoutouts and money from the girls at Preston who chip in.
Dean: Yo, give me your phone from your pants pocket, and your shoes are untied which counts as 2!

Salesian Student: Why am I getting a detention, but someone else is using their phone and have a hoodie on?

Dean: Don’t you see the words on his hoodie“Salesian High School Baseball Team”? I don’t want to hear it, I’m not playin. So stop talkin!
by Naseem3 February 14, 2020
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Shanesia

A very attractive girl, she is caring and sweet, but don’t get her upset, because her fury is unimaginable.
Wow that girl is sure a Shanesia by how she looks, I should be considered lucky to get with her.
by Heyhey1254 December 1, 2021
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Salesianum

Oh my God, is that last guy for real?? Sally's guys are little preppy dweebs who think they are God's gift to women. Dream on, guys. The only girls who would date one of you are Padua or Ursuline girls - cause they don't know any better. Like you, they must live their lives devoid of interaction with the opposite sex, and as we can all see, that really fucks a person up. And a stellar academic education? Come ON! St. Mark's offers twice as many A.P.s as you, has five phases to your three, and develops students into people who can function in the real world - not guys whose jaws drop at any glimpse of a woman.
Q: Why doesn't Sally's have any stairs?
A: Because fairies have wings.
by SMH April 25, 2005
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salesianum

A high school in the fine town of Wilmington, Delaware that serioulsy sucks at life and needs to get its shit together. Some describe it as a college prepraratory institution, when in reality it amounts to little more than a gigantic, four-year sausage fest. Sallies guys like to think they're better than kids from other schools, specifically Tatnall. In this they are sadly mistaken, as Tatnall students are uniformly smarter, better-looking, and more sanitary. Sallies does have one thing going for it however: they cling to the slim hope that a meteor might one day crash into the earth and destroy only Sallies and its occupants, thus ridding the world of the scourge that is Sallies. Mkay.
"Hey is that a meteor comig towards earth?!"
"Yeah, it is, but don't worry, it's only going to hit Sallies."
"Oh O.K., that's a relief."
by nice sallies April 22, 2005
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Salesianum

A school in Wilmington DE which tried to make up for it's inferior students by not being as open to other students. This is to be contrasted with St. Mark's, where students from many backgrounds are given opportunities to learn in a respectable private institution. They assume because they make an arbitrary list and have an unfair athletic advantage that they are superior. Oh, sallies. Maybe one day you'll understand.
How is Salesianum a Football dynasty?

Well, you go in a tight end and come out a wide receiver.
by Nadnerb7 April 21, 2010
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Shaleeia

a beautiful, inteligent girl. she likes to be fashionable. she cares very much for her friends and family. she wants to be the best at things she's pasionate about.
that girl has the total package. she really a SHALEEIA!
by lovingcousin607 February 4, 2010
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