sphagnum

really crap under rehearsed band, who play friends of friends parties at bowling clubs etc...instead of applause they receive calls of "jukebox"

"gee this band sux, what a bunch of sphagnums! JUKEBOX!"

by slimey January 13, 2005

shabnumized

v. to be in the current or constant state of being shafted.

the action of being shafted, to the Nth degree(N being a number > than 1)

some emo kid:*tries to slit wrists but misses*
some kid: hahaha....u've been shabnumized.
some emo kid:*cries*

by jpharaoh October 1, 2005

shabnum

adj. to be in the current or constant state of being shafted.

a word used to decribe someone who is getting shafted or has been getting shafted all his/her life.

some emo kid:*gets hit in the face with a baseball bat*
some guy: whoa....that kid is so shabnum.
emo kid:*cries/slits wrists*

by jpharaoh September 29, 2005

shagnut

This term defines an especially hairy human male. Often attributed to Italian men.

Root Words - Shag : long, thick carpet or hair, usually messy and tangled. Nuts : Balls.

Singular Plural - Shagnuts : referring to a pair of testicles encased in a very hairy nutsac.

Guy # 1 : Fuck, dude. You are one hairy bastard. Your arms look like a Wookie's.

Guy # 2 : Yeah, I was able to grow a mustache when I was 11 years old.

Guy # 1 : You fuckin' shagnuts.

by blackholepcs July 8, 2009

shmagnum

Yeast that accumulates underneath the foreskin of a man's uncircumcised penis when he isn't very hygenic.

Yo man, do you know Craig? His shmagnum smells fucking dirt.

by unibrowski December 30, 2016

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

by QuacksO November 16, 2020

Shahnum

Shahnum is a wise old lady. She has a resting bitch face but once you get to know her, you feel like you've added a star to your chart. Shahnum is very nice and often underestimates herself. She is a very keen observer and often times is right about her observations.

Shahnum can cook very well and is often regarded as " The Mother" of the friend group.. Her sense of humor is like no other. Happy, good listener, helpful, brush things off if doesn't want to talk about it. She is kind to all, even those who hate her (or are jealous that they are not her) She has a lot to say, but mostly listens, so or like a therapist at times. She gives great advice. And although she has flaws her disposition makes her flawless. She is a great friend, but people take that for granted a lot.

"Yo Shahnum is having chai night at her place, wanna come?"

"Bro, is it THE SHAHNUM? If so then bet!"

by Windowdoom November 22, 2021