shardage

happens after you take a wet shit and don't wipe properly. The overlooked dirt soon dries and feels like shards of glass in your anal cavity. Walking feels like hell and requires much re-adjustment.

shardage is commonly mistaken for torn asshole, which occurs after a poop is too large to fit through your butt at its normal size or after anal sex (ouch and very gay). also mistaken for fire-ass, which occurs after diarrhea and your butthole's exposure to acid

two kids while on a tour of the Musuem of Natural Science:
Kid 1: "Hey, stop pulling at your ass.
Kid 2: "Man I gots da shardage cuz I didn't have enough time to wipe this morning."
Kid 1: "Oooo. Are you sure that wasn't cuz of my dick in yo butthole last night."
Kid 2: "No. Yours is too small for this kind of damage."

by Jako Kot May 13, 2008

shagagooie

Poop.

Grandma left her shagagooie in the litter box again.

by Undead1435 October 10, 2020

shagbag

a loose moralled girl who indulges in extreme activities like sloppy seconds

You can fuck her when I'm finished; she's a shagbag!

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

shagwagon

A car customised for the purposes of performing intercouse within.Or just a car that is mainly used for that purpose.

"I'd better make sure there's no cax lying around in the SHAGWAGON my Mrs's'll kill me."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

shagmag

A group of hot girls lead by Julia Rose who flash their titties online for money.

Did you see this months issue of shagmag?

by Daddy Bunns November 4, 2020

shagrag

Anything that is used to wipe up after sex, including but not limited to: Kleenex, towels, small pets, shirts, sheets, pants, underroos, hair, socks, toothbrushes, adult diapers, etc.
Non-use of shagbag will result in a dirty shagwipe and a larger shagslick...
It can also leave crunchies in your pubes.
Similar to shagwipe

She: Either clean this off with your mouth or go get a shagrag

by Long Willy Wonka September 11, 2007

shaggage

The stray pubes that sneak out of your underwear on a bad pubic hair day

"Hey, cross your legs, your shaggage is showing!"

by Rosemonkey December 27, 2009