Shartwork

When you release your bowels on the wall and make a beautiful work of art out of it.

Billy: What's with all this shit on the wall?
Jared: Get this through your head: this isn't just shit, this is some high quality shartwork.
Billy: This still looks like shit.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 12, 2015

Shartworms

When you have hot snakes and a small one leaks out as you are trying to pass gas.

Bro, I have to change my underwear before we go. I had some shartworms leak out just now

by moreaveragethanmost April 15, 2021

Shartwork

When your poop forms into a beautiful image floating in the toilet.

I went for my morning poo and got up to see the Mona Lisa from my droppings. It was a wonderful piece of shartwork.

by The Loose Stool March 12, 2010

shaftwacker

a female who enjoys giving brains to a male

yo homie that girls a shaft wacker im going to ask her to do me a favor

by Romaine February 2, 2005

shaftwhore

a male species that uses self masturbation at an addicting rate and starts to become cocky in attitude and actually believes he is better at satisfying men/women sexually because of it

That guy across the bar thinks hes a total shaftwhore

by monostar3333 June 19, 2011

shaftwack

Dongslap right in the kisser!

Look hes passed out, quickly shaftwack James Prtr (not real name)

by N.Saunders April 27, 2006

snartwork

a work of art drawn into, or peed into, the snow

I left some beautiful snartwork outside of my neighbors house after last night's snowstorm.

by Sam-r-i February 18, 2010