stagulate

the act of unintentional procrastination

Hurry up! Quit stagulating.

by Valarie March 16, 2005

speculate to accumulate

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.

"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

spatulate

To remove by means of scraping.

"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"

by call.me.razzamatazz October 31, 2008

sacudate

When a man also inserts his balls during anal. A twist on the traditional anal sex position.

"accidentally went too deep into Bertha and analbecame sacudate"

by rollerskates July 28, 2016

Satulate

To bring satisfaction to one's life or situation.

You need to satulate your life

by themomodermondar January 15, 2018

sacculate

When playing American football, when one of the defensive unit destroys the quarterback from the opposing team.

"Hey Jim, did you see Josh totally sacculate the quarterback? He has no more head."

by Josh jmac November 9, 2006

shejaculate

the clear or milky liquid sometimes violently expelled during the female orgasm; that which is squirted by a squirter

Alex: How's the sex with her anyways?
Tom: It's insane. She's a squirter.
Alex: No way.

Tom: Yeah, we have to put down a towel or the entire mattress gets soaked with shejaculate.

by smurfdog April 21, 2014