Omni-shambles

A prodigiously inept individual, typically involved in the political domain. Just as God is omni-potent and 'all-powerful', such an incompetent is omni-shambolic and 'all-failing'. Coined by Malcolm Tucker, of 'The Thick of It' fame.

I was going to ask if you could help me with my science project, but then I remembered you were the omni-shambles so I asked my step-dad for some money so I could download it from the internet instead.

by FitzyG789 February 15, 2010

shubbles

boobs butts hot cute

damn, what a shubbles

by HBomb94 May 7, 2018

shambles

when an event degenerates into a random, confusing state; a complete mess.

tonight has officially become a shambles

by that JP guy June 11, 2006

Shabooble

The word you say when you are scooping someone's boob or moob. Or, the word you scream to wake someone.

Jenny:*sits on park bench*

Bobby:*runs over to Jenny* *scoops Jenny's boob* SHABOOBLE!!!!

Jenny: AHHH!!!

by Jean Mistycastle June 29, 2010

absolute fucking shambles

A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.

Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!

by Shambolic Badger September 12, 2017

shambles

Word used to describe an individual after a particularly shameful performance, generally influenced by alcoholic intake.

Gregor, you were a shambles last night.

by Cotterell February 6, 2006

Shoobles

Used to describe really good music and songs, basically the best music.

Man that playlist has all the shoobles.

by shooblemaker22 August 27, 2021