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The act of masterbation whilst in the shower.
Shwank, shwanking.
Wanking in the shower
Tom: Hey Lewy, you look really refreshed today!
Lewy: Yeah man, just had a shwank, felt so good.
Will: Wtf is a shwank bro?
Lewy: When you have a wank in the shower!
Will: Mad!
shwank by Larry O'Fresh June 2, 2011
the conjunction of she-wank.
ie female masturbation
i'm off for a shwank.
shwank by NeoSpoone April 1, 2007
A object that is the cross between a sword and a shank.
1. She used her shwank to kill the alien because it was small enough to hide.
shwank by noobinator12 November 26, 2010
To masturbate while taking a shower
"I'm getting a verucas, who had a shwank?"
shwank by anal twat March 19, 2009
someone who is cooler than everyone
Oo! Check out Meggie and Sashi! They are so swank
shwank by Sashi April 21, 2005
This word is a mixture between swank and shway.
That was such a shwank party.
shwank by PYRO November 20, 2002