Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

shut the hell up everybody

Everyone is being annoying and they need to shut up before the get bitch slapped

Yo everyone is talking too much. Shut the hell up everybody!

by Fuckkkkkuuuu November 29, 2013

Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch!

From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.

look at the word dumbass

by Supa Genius July 13, 2004

shut-the-hell-up time

1. (noun) The time when one needs to shut the hell up ( this must be said by outbursting in the middle of someones sentence).

guy1: " you won't believe what happened yesterday, it was sooooooo cool. what happened was...."

guy2: (looks at watch)" oh boy, looks like it's shut-the-hell-up time!!!"

by Wesley Watson January 2, 2008

shut the hell up cards

a deck of cards used for the sole purpose of telling someone to shut the hell up.the person given the shut the hell up cards must obey.

person one: so my mom was bitching at me last night about not cleaning my room

person two: well why didnt you give her one of your shut the hell up cards?

person one: i already used them all up on my girlfriend

by bakumatsu99 March 5, 2009

Shut the hell up Karen

When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.

Shut the hell up Karen.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 24, 2019

shut the hell up, bitch

Used in situations involving prostitutes who pay to get talked down to

man that didnt make any sense

by we're high May 14, 2005