Bad milk that usually smells or tastes like shit. Usually is discovered after one pours millk over perfectly good cereal.
by B-Ro July 18, 2007
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by Tony Grown July 16, 2006
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Shmil is an absolute King/Queen. Not one for playing prince and princesses, one who's aura screams authority while keeping a gentle and magnanimous soul. A person deserving of things such as love, admiration and respect. The big man upstairs is fair and equal although when it comes to those named Shmil. The big man becomes unequal, making Shmil with so many perfections that there barely leaves space for any flaws. They are a person who usually replies with "Slay", while addressing others as "bro". Forget winning the lottery, meeting a Shmil is your lifeline. They are and will make your day better at all costs. Just by interacting with the said Shmil, your serotonin level increases ten fold. Whether they be, artistic, influential, comforting, honest, and downright gorgeous, Shmil's claim all of the above.
Shmil is an absolute King/Queen. Not one for playing prince and princesses, one who's aura screams authority while keeping a gentle and magnanimous soul. A person deserving of things such as love, admiration and respect. The big man upstairs is fair and equal although when it comes to those named Shmil. The big man becomes unequal, making Shmil with so many perfections that there barely leaves space for any flaws. They are a person who usually replies with "Slay", while addressing others as "bro". Forget winning the lottery, meeting a Shmil is your lifeline. They are and will make your day better at all costs. Just by interacting with the said Shmil, your serotonin level increases ten fold. Whether they be, artistic, influential, comforting, honest, and downright gorgeous, Shmil's claim all of the above.
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by 4j1 January 18, 2022
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