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textitude

the manner or disposition of somebody's text messaging.
Michelle's textitude indicated that the red river was flowing so I avoided her all night.
by Skater2914 September 26, 2007
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satitude

"i don't need your satitude today"
by lime4 March 26, 2017
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Textitude

Meaning the attitude people give you while texting.
Cassie: Well I would like for you to go
Dane: Whatever.
Cassie: Lose your textitude!
by ITakePeekshurs May 24, 2009
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Generational Indentured Servitude

Generationally Indentured Servitude is white people indenturing other white people to work for them; they believe they're "Earning An Honest Living" as "employees" or "small businesses" or "mom & pop shop" by means of; work harder not necessarily smarter, no minimum wage increases despite gross inflation, keep paying countless taxes, keep filing taxes hoping for a return, don't tax the wealthy, conceivably secure a 'nest egg' and anticipate retirement by 65 • but it's really 70 • all in the hopes of becoming a thousandaires while the ones they worked for became gross millionaires... and billionaires and so on.. and they double down that anyone who didn't get to become a thousandaire is their own fault, and themselves not becoming a millionaire is because democrats and lazy people - Not Rightists ALEC - despite ALEC Exposed proving otherwise!
Cashier "your total is $20.18"
Older Man "so many businesses closed because people and kids are lazy and don't want to work these days"

*others nodded in agreement*
Cashier "$10 sir and all these registers are open for you all today because people are working but not for much money "
Older man "I can't find my EBT card"
Cashier "you can't buy alcohol with EBT sir"
Older Man "all my money goes to rent and I'm retired... you should have done better in school and you'd have a better job"
Older Woman "Bob I know you, you had a trade but you're broke, use ebt and even with trade school you still been in and out of jobs and jail.. leave this kid and others alone.. Don't be a hypocrite"
Older Man "See if I would've been a better employee and tried better I wouldn't be in this spot"
Older Woman "that's right - you could've been a broke machine shop owner who's lost their business instead of a broke retired employee - big deal - thank goodness for good ol generational indentured servitude for not keeping us a float and broke oh the joy!

Older Man "we'll at least I'm not like 'others' out there who've spent their whole lives on welfare"
Cashier "sir have a good day..... next".

Older Woman ".. must be nice being at the top of the food chain and still losing: and we know what he means by others : what a sheep and what loser"

Cashier "facts"
by FerrariUnicorn February 19, 2023
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Textitude

the K bomb. one word answer of K.

Michael: are you mad at me?
Sean: no < textitude
by ForeverBoy4491 September 19, 2009
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sextiquette

reciprocation of a sexual favor that is equal to or greater in value than the service rendered to you

Part of speech- noun

closely related to the Golden Rule
Jon: So this girl only nut-tickled me when I totally deserved more after I fingerbanged the crap out of her to the point that my hand cramped up.

Drew: Whoa, poor sextiquette!!!

Jon: I know, right? I thought she might just want to skip and get to the deep penetration but that was a pipedream. I finally just rolled over and went to sleep.
by drew and jon February 13, 2009
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Feline servitude theory

The idea put forward only half in jest that God created the universe for cats and the real purpose of humans is to serve cats.
John believes in feline servitude theory.
by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010
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