Sexpedition

when a person goes in there “hoe phase” and sleeps with as many people as possible

“omg fuck tanner he just broke up with me”

“didn’t you cheat on him?”
“idccccc fuck tanner, let’s see some hotties on tinder i’m going to have a sexpedition”

by Not Caden from school January 12, 2023

The Mount Everest Sexpedition

The sexual position involving at least 6 inches of snow on the ground, a rickety sled, and a slutty broad. Lay said slutty broad on old rickety sled at the bottom of a very steep hill. Proceed to undress down to your birthday suit and prepare for your sexpedition. Now that the ground work is complete, finally thrust the slutty broad all the way to the top of the hill where you cum on her face to mark your victory of the completion of the sexpedition.

Kevin: Dude I just did the Mount Everest Sexpedition!
Tyler: No way! How did that go?
Kevin: Well I made it..... but i cant say the same for her......

by I_got_dem_snapples_beckyyyyyyy March 15, 2011

Humping Sexpedition

Searching for a one night stand.

Me and my friends are heading to the bar on a Humping Sexpedition

by Trissy's Yimbo November 5, 2010

Expedition Hope

A phony awareness raising campaign used to dupe a major pharmaceutical company into financing an unqualified dolt in a comical effort to fail on 7 continents. The endeavor has largely been successful with failures in North America, Europe, Antarctica, and South America. The effort also failed to even climb the correct mountain in Oceania.

The most noteworthy accomplishment of the entire Expedition Hope fiasco was the removal of a shit glacier from Joe's chaffed crack on Aconcagua.

by Dave Montande April 10, 2008

Sexpeditiously

1. The act of undressing in a very hurried manner, as to speed up the process leading up to sexual activity.

2. The manner in which clothing is removed from one's body, hurrying the disrobing process for sexual intercourse.

After kissing her neck, Meredith sexpeditiously ripped her clothes off and begged Brad to slide inside her.

by pinkyandthebrain725 March 4, 2011

Walmart Expedition

When you get the boys together to fuck around at Wal-Mart and piss off the people that work there.

Bro you wanna go on a walmart expedition?

by Snipplez June 9, 2020

Expeditionist

One who enjoys the thrill and/or excitement of having sex in random nontraditional areas usually public places where the thrill of being caught excites them in a sexual perversion

Wow look at those expeditionist over there just going at it couple of real freaks there

by Skeetie on ur face June 21, 2018