sexoffendar

A sense or intuition that an individual may harbor perverted sexual preferences, particularly those of an illegal nature.

Closely related to the concept of gaydar, but in a far less socially acceptable manner.

I wasn't surprised when they found binders of child pornography in Tim's basement. My sexoffendar always pegged when he was around.

by spantol February 24, 2005

SEAOMF

Scrambled Eggs All Over My Face

Nice job Frasier. SEAOMF

by Cleveland S. January 5, 2008

saxomophone

Saxophone, as pronounced by Homer J. Simpson.

Lisa, will you quit playing your saxomophone? I'm trying to sleep.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

Sexmail

Arousing, suggestive, and/ or a sexually graphic email that allows the recipient to pleasure him or herself while reading the it. Good for long distance relationships.

Even though he lived in England, Brad jizzed in his pants thinking about the sexmail his lover sent to him from Canada.

by underagehottie September 7, 2010

Sexometrics

The study of penile measurement

The latest sexometrics study showed that 15% of men have an erectile length of over 6.75 inches.

by Gynosaurus Rex February 11, 2009

el sexo con queso

Commonly known as 'The sex with cheese'. not sex WITH cheese, as some might expect, but having sex while the cheese witnesses as a third party. it can be used as a sex toy or another form of lubricant, or just to add flavor to an extra salty vagina.

-"yo dude, i totally el sexo con queso'd last night"
~"with who?"
-"tu madre!"

by b-rizzle foshizzle September 10, 2005

Modo sexo

Basically a sex mode. You become infinitely horny and can do anything untill the hornyness is gone.

Guy 1: yoo, look at that chick dude!
Guy 2: modo sexo on.
Guy 1: RUN LADY HE IS GONNA RAPE YOU

by Lavashik September 20, 2020