sexond

a sexond is the unit of seconds while having sex.

He lasted only 30 sexonds!

by abbalee August 25, 2005

Sexident

An unplanned sexual encounter with your ex.

Dan just came over to get the rest of his stuff and before I knew what was going on a sexident had occurred.

by whiskey_tango_foxtrot June 4, 2013

Sexodus

The predicament one find's oneself in when displaced from one's room because one's roommate is utilizing the afformentioned room for carnal pleasures, (sexiled) and must find a way to pass the time until the room becomes unused again.

I was nailing my girlfriend with the door locked and sexiled my roommate for the day. He spent his sexodus watching Tv in the lounge with our hallmates.

by forty5calalawson September 21, 2009

sexident

When you have sex that you didnt plan on having (like having sex while you're drunk)

*person one calls person two*
person 1: hey sorry i was a bit drunk last night
person 2: oh thats okay. it was just a sexident.

by Natalie and Andria January 19, 2006

Sexident

An accident that happens that happens during sex that is gross or leads to an injury

I had a sexident, we fell of of the bed and she landed on my wrist and it broke

by Heyitsj000 March 22, 2019

sexocidal

dying for sex dude

man I'm feelin so sexocidal

by sexocidal October 14, 2008

sexident

conjunction of sexy and accident; a sexy accident; an accident done in a sexy manner; an accident leading to sex.

She tripped, fell and landed on his penis. It was later described as a crazy sexident.

by Eric Antony Maldonado April 29, 2007