sexile

when one is exiled from their room, due to their roommate's sexual exploits

I was in sexile until three in the morning because Travis wouldn't hurry up and cum in that bitch.

by iamhandy October 29, 2009

Sexile

The act of your roommate telling you to get out so they can bang, or masturbate. Or both. Basically making you leave so they can be sexually pleased.

Jack: Hey man, I need to sexile you for a bit?
Stephen: Just don't poopsterbate in the sink.

by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014

sexile

when you really piss off your wife/girlfriend/girl you bang and they wont fuck yours brains out anymore. this only happens when you really mess up. but dont worry. they will be back if you gave it to em good.

husband comes home from work and forgets its his wifes birthday. he didnt get her shit and its midnight and shes waiting up on the couch and is furious. because you didnt even get her flowers? YOU DICK. anyways.... you dont get some poonana for a week because you are a retarded male and fucked up. sooo you just earned a week of sexile. CONGRATS!

by forrest forbes June 18, 2011

sexile

to exile someone with your sexual actions.

"dude, my roommate totally sexiled me.."
"what no way!?"
"yeah, there's a sock on the door, she's got a boy in the room, i'm not goin in there"

by charmanderKILLSblastoise November 7, 2009

sexile

A previously sexually active person not being allowed sex for some reason. Can also be self-imposed.

Example 1-
Man to his friend: "Ever since I pissed my girlfriend off, she won't let me touch her. I've been in sexile for a week!"

Example 2-
Ever since Evelyn broke up with her psychotic ex-boyfriend, she's been in a self-imposed sexile. She figures if sex got her into the mess, having no sex will keep her away from any new messes.

by got_Holly June 15, 2011

Sexile

when you are exiled from sex

He was put in sexile after he got 5 girls pregnant.

by leele April 19, 2018

Sexile Island

A "place" a sexiled person goes when one's roommate is using the room to fornicate with his/her current interest.

A: "Why are you hanging out in the study lounge? It's 2 AM on a Thursday?"
B: "I'm just chilling on sexile island."
A: Oh, fuckin sucks.

by queenofsexileisland May 10, 2009