Slagnostic

Someone who isn't sure if there is a god, and happens to have sex with a lot of people.

Girl #1: I don't know, there could be a god, but I'd rather forget about it and just fuck everyone.

Girl #2: You are such a slagnostic!

by mkmetalhead August 22, 2012

Swagnostic

The process one must under take to determine how much swagger an individual has.

Logan: Bro, how do we know that dude cool to hang?
Ryan: Yo man, just run a swagnostic.

by DinoLaurs October 7, 2018

Stagnostic

A person sharing the belief that at some point in life you're bound to become a stagnant individual that stops growing personally and emotionally and thus doesn't try to change in the first place.

Such a person usually has a grim and melancholic outlook on life.

A: What do you believe in?

B: Nothing, really. We're all bound to become mindless working drones at some point. We'll all stop growing up eventually. So you could call me a Stagnostic.

A: Dude...

by JamesHaphaxBaxter May 19, 2019

Signostic

Newly coined religion on whether or not guns are meaningless.

He was Signostic about gun laws.

by 7G0X June 8, 2022

Scagnostic

- Semi christian agnostic.

- Semi or somewhat religious christian or even a cultural christian from species homo sapiens, a post-neanderthal, that lean towards agnosticism or christian agnosticism.

"She never took traditional religious beliefs seriously and some even branded her as scagnostic, because of her mixture of some christian beliefs / views and agnosticism mostly or often fueled by christian agnosticism.

by JYoona December 15, 2024