Severiano

In three words: tall, dark, and handsome. People with this name tend to have ravishing blue eyes and luscious brown hair. They attract all of the attention, and no girl can controvert his smooth talk and impossibly voluptuous looks. If you are really determined to get his attention, all you have to do is write him scandalous secret admirer letters and implant them in his locker when he's off eating lunch in the cafeteria. Oh, and if you really want to catch his eye, be sure to dedicate a song to him at a school dance, preferably "If U Seek Amy". While the song plays, dance around him and playfully tug on his tie until he gives in and dances with you. He may claim that he can't dance, but he's just being modest. Before you know it, you'll be texting him every night from 12-5. Guys with this name are handsome, sexy, steamy, juicy, red-hot, risque, spicy, orgasmic, and every other synonym of the word hot.

"Dayum, who's that guy over there? He is so fucking sexy, I feel like making out with him."

"Yea, that's Severiano. But don't get your hopes up, everybody wants a piece of that."

by IfUSeekAmyx33 July 9, 2009

Severin

The nicest guy you'll ever meet.
Genuine, kind, sweet and a real peach of a pal !!
Grab yourself a severin as a friend today and you won't regret it !!!

Can't not have a Severin as a friend !

by scottishpenguin February 3, 2010

Severina

The manifestation of pure awesomeness, encompassed by unparalleled beauty and poise. Often endowed with unsurpassed intellect and variety of awe-inspiring talents.

"Davinci's art elicits a severinaesque depiction in my mind"

by SeviiRina November 20, 2009

severiously

A combination of seriousness and severity.

I hit the ATM today and found out my bank account was severiously overdrawn. Must've been from all the insufficient fucks I had in it.

by Dr. Do-'Em September 21, 2016

Severiano

People who have this name are only the hottest/sexiest/most orgasmic guys alive on this planet. Nobody can resist their luscious brown hair and hypnotizing blue eyes. People with this name make you want to write songs about them, like to the tune of "If U Seek Amy" for example (oh baby baby have you seen Sev tonight?). Nobody can resist but to engage in exciting conversations with them about grass, lamps, candles, weather, sex, saturn, and nicknames.

"That guy standing by his locker is so fucking hot!"
"Oh, that's Severiano!"

by iaminlovewithsev July 9, 2009

Severing The Velvet

When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"

Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"

girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*

by WISE IDIOT August 22, 2011

severin

A true mememaster, as seen from VGE

guy: I have an IQ of 160

girl: Why the fuck you lyin' why you always lyin'
guy: Wow, you're such a severin

by squiggo June 14, 2017