Seaning

The act of leaving your long-time girlfriend hanging on the edge of getting an engagement ring, then not actually ever getting engaged.

Crap, Will, you've been dating that girl for three and a half years now... when are you going to stop Seaning her and get hitched?

by Some guy who lives in Tulsa January 1, 2014

sevening

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to smorning.

Always follows "this".

I woke up with a huge boner this sevening.

by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

Seaning

I aam seaning my willy it means to be able to have a tactickal wank when haveing to go fast

I am seaning so hard atm

by Dima da squater June 23, 2019

Seaning

Uncontrollable spasms of the upper extremities as a result of mild to extreme cold.

I'm so cold my steer sticks are seaning.

by New_Revised_Websters May 17, 2014

Seaning

(v.) Sean-ing

A sexual act akin to docking, but one partner is a female with a strap-on dildo. The dildo is inserted into the male partner's foreskin and rubbed about on his glands. The dildo is taken out right before the male reaches climax so that he has a ruined orgasm. The act is meant to bring both shame and pleasure to a submissive male partner.

Did you hear how Kelly was seaning Kyle at the party last night? Oh look, the simp is being seaned right now!

by PlumpBerries January 12, 2022

Seaning

the tendency of a customer to buy goods and services without planning in advance. When a customer takes such buying decisions at the spur of the moment, it is usually triggered by emotions and feelings.

Hes seaning anything he wants on a whim.

by TheGoodRev July 2, 2024

Seaning

The process of masturbating whilst vibrating, best achieved whilst sat atop a washing machine.

“What did you do last weekend?”
“Not much, mainly Seaning on my new Bosch”

by Wuke November 20, 2024