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schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
by Moduluss March 12, 2019
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Sejla

The most sweet and precious gem you can ever find. She is as fresh and sweet as the coastal pines swaying ever so peacefully in the breeze. She doesn't open up easily, but when she does, she gives you her full heart and loyalty. Her smile is contagious and lights up the entire surrounding. On the outside, she may seem quiet and innocent, but once you get to know her, she is crazy and wild and will drive you insane. But she is totally worth insane going for, so if you know a Sejla, cling on to her and never let her go because she will be the highlight of your day and make your day amazing. She is resilient and tough like a tiger and that might be intimidating and scary at first glance, but when u get past that layer, you will find nothing but softness and fuzzy love.
Sejla is the most amazing person ever, Sejla is my life, she is my soulmate.
by TheHuxtableHusky September 20, 2020
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Sela

The type of girl who you can’t get over. She’s a girl who’s sweet as can be, gorgeous, photogenic as all get out, and has a hysterical sense of humor. Although she can be quite sassy and sarcastic, she’s a girl you know you’d want to be with even on the bad days. She’s super religious and has good morals, and she’s waiting for that perfect guy, which is keeping her from you. Every guy wishes they have a Sela.
guy 1: Have you seen the really cute new girl?
Guy 2: must be a Sela
by Red Sox 25 December 18, 2017
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Sera

Sera is the most beautiful woman in the world.
His beautiful long dark brown hair and her curvy figure does not make you forget her so easily.
She can be your wifey and your bestfriend. she is beautiful, curvy and sexy.

If you give her Loyalty she will never let you down and always fight for you.

She will always be there for you in good and bad times and she will always give you Love when you need it.
She is the most loyal and lovely person you will ever know.

You can be so lucky if you have them, do not let them go you make a big mistake.
Person: how is sera?
Person2: she is indescribable, i‘am so happy to have her.
by albifunfdddrkkghn August 31, 2019
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Sealand

A real country. Also a literal rock. Not to be confused with Seaworld.
Person A: I'm visiting Sealand next month!
Person B: That's not a place.
Person A: Yes it is, you uneducated idiot.
by eggwastaken March 7, 2020
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Selam

Beautiful and full of life; not judgemental. Genuinely happy and sincere. No matter what, will always stand by your side and accept you for who you are. Makes mistakes and learns from them fast. Doesnt get mad easily and is very forgiving.
by Mark Garo January 10, 2009
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Sarla

A Girl that is Loyal to her peers, never letting them down. A great friend need a shoulder? Sarla is the one. She pretty inside, out. She will never give up on anything. Has a unique sense of humor too. <3
Girl 1:I want to be Sarla .
Girl 2: Me too.
Girl 3: She's everything I want to be.
Girl 4: She knows everyone in the whole school.
Girl 1: I'm so jealous.
by OnlySomeoneTheyKnow😘 September 17, 2017
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