Squeaker

A squeaker is a child on an online voice chat that has not yet reached puberty. The squeaker will talk in an extremely loud voice, to the point of the audio level needing to be turned down for the comfort of the listener. The squeaker is infamous for using execcive profaity on voice chat, inserting a swear word in nearly every sentence, as they think it will make the older boys think he is cool. The other kind of squeaker is the sex obsessed squeaker who is in the middle of puberty, and will constantly talk about sexual acts that he has ever done, and will use nothing but sexual terms to insult other players.

Pre-pubecent squeaker: You little shitface cock lover! Fucking fuck you! He fucking shot my fucking guy with a fucking gun and he fucking ran and I fucking died and then I fucking respawned and he's fucking dead and...(most headsets hve been taken off at this point.

Sex-obsessed squeaker: Dude, she sounds hot! I would totally fuck her 100 times! Have you guys ever heard of Britney Spears? She's so hot, I would do her so hard. Did you just kill me? I'm totally going to fuck your girlfriend!

by Tell me yours first January 24, 2008

post-sequitur

While a non sequitur is a comment which does not logically follow the preceding comment, and a pre-sequitur is a comment relating to something mentioned much earlier in a conversation, a post-sequitur follows something yet to be said.

Compared with non sequiturs and pre-sequiturs, genuine post-sequiturs are rare, as most Americans find them immoral.

Jack: Hey there, sweet thang.
Jan: Sure, I'd love to.
Jack: Would you like to go out for a drink? Wait, what?
Jan: Hells yeah it was!
Jack: Was that some kind of post-sequitur?
Jan: Fine, have it your way. Toodle-oo!
Jack: Away with thee or I shall do mur-rer-der-r-r!

by DanielR January 8, 2009

Sequelitis

The condition that many sequels to successful films suffer from: re-hashing of plot points, shoving the best parts of the original back in your face until you almost hate it, ETC, all while trying to make the movie "bigger and better" than the original through the addition of an over-abundance of special effects, or new characters that you just dont care about (or, on some occasions, omitting major characters that people DID care about). Sequelitis can make one of 2 things happen: the third film will back off and be much better than the second, or part 2 will have been so awful that a 3rd never even gets made.

I dont remember there being a "Men in Black 2" until I saw it the other day, and now I remember why I forgot it to begin with. "Lets take a small joke and turn it into a main character!" Totally suffers from sequelitis.

by zeromus255 July 31, 2012

Saque Flaque

When you dick is so itchy, and you scratch it so much, your dick starts to flake skin. If enough saque flaque is produced, the dick will start to bleed profusely.

My dick was covered in saque flaque and blood.

by B.A DanFonz December 25, 2010

My Chair Squeaked

When a person farts while sitting in the chair, and blames it on the chair squeaking.

I was at the farmers house, the farmer was farting while sitting in his chair then he told me 'Oh My Chair Squeaked".

by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

Spiritual Sequel

A spiritual sequel, sometimes called a spiritual successor, is a successor to a video game, movie, novel, comic, stage play, or television mini-series. Instead of being a standard sequel, spiritual successors share genres, themes, styles, and often developer teams, without continuing on a previous story. While this term can apply to almost any content, it has most commonly been used in video games.

Bio Shock is the spiritual sequel to System Shock.

by Jon Mcccc January 2, 2008

Sequel Nerd

A person who cannot wait for the next installment of their favorite movie to have one last adventure with the characters. Lately this has also branched out to video games and TV shows when no direct movie sequel can be created.

Sequel Nerd Comments:

I cannot wait for Tron: Legacy so we can see what happened to Flynn!

Back to the Future: The Game is going to be great, they even got Christopher Lloyd to be the voice of Doc Brown!

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was decent but I hope they can make up for it with Indiana Jones 5!

by Kilokahn December 27, 2010