Spherical

An unfortunately jovial specimen, usually of the female gender. Known for their buoyant breasts and blubber fluidity like a gentle ocean wave (often hypnotizing). May often be mistaken for a de-tusked walrus.

Laura: "Did you see that massive slut?"
Kate: "Yea bro, she wazzzzz maddddd spherical!"

by katekatekatekatekate July 29, 2012

spherical bastard

A real prick

He's a spherical bastard. No matter which way you look at him, He's still a bastard.

by Scooby January 10, 2003

sphericals

A males balls

He must have some big shiny sphericals to think he could ask you out!

by Lilly5 March 4, 2018

spherical girl

any minga female that is obese

ohhh look at spherical girl waddle, quit eating bitch

by beatrice September 14, 2004

spherical objects

A polite alternative to bollocks or balls as a written or oral expletive.

George was always talking a load of spherical objects as none of it was correct.

by Clansman April 12, 2009

sphericalkat

An type of cat that is usually pretty fat.

Person 1: "Wow that's one Sphericalkat you have there!"
Person 2: "I know right?"

by Warrons November 19, 2018

spherical dumbass

Because no matter which way you look at it, the person is a dumbass

He wears fake non-prescription glasses in order to look smart, but in reality he's a spherical dumbass

by Historical Definitions September 18, 2019