semotions

The emotions that are contained within a male's semen. If a male engages in sexual intercourse with a female that he has feelings for before he is sure he likes her, his semotions are ejaculated from his being and he no longer cares for her.

"I really liked her but my semotions got the best of me and we had sex. I don't feel like seeing her anymore"

by brickhousel February 20, 2015

Seamoose

A streamer who makes content, such as, failed minecraft hardcore runs, mooselocke? Sadge, 7th place andy, sub 19 when? He scams his chat a lot :/ ... Makes us laugh at least cause of when we look at him :) our streamer I guess...

"Oh, is that THE Seamoose? When is he gonna pay his mods?"

by HaleyWithoutAnI July 15, 2020

selmon bhoi

(a sarcastically misspelled version of the phrase Salman Bhai in Hindi, meaning brother Salman, as referred to by his fans) A term used to mock Bollywood actor Salman Khan, famous/infamous for his antics and is one of the highest paid actors in Bollywood. Generally used to mock the poor implementation of physics in his movies and a unique tendency to drive off the road. (If you get it, you're an Indian. If you don't, go Google it or sth idk)

Selmon bhoi and physics are absolute enemies.

by nsn2635 July 15, 2021

kurkey sammos

Drunk slang for turkey sandwiches

Hey Juan, wheres the kurkey sammos!!

by Juan Loco, C-Bear, Ranimal June 23, 2006

seemo

one who dresses emo but not really depressed. look up definition for emo and scene for better understanding.

p1. Dude ur emo.
p2. No im scene.
p1. So ur seemo.

by DustBag Dolgera August 27, 2007

Sexmoji

When you and your significant other pick an emoji that signals the want or need for sex. Most often identified as a phallic shaped vegetable, or a ripe fruit. It could also be represented by world map image of Africa.

"Babe, I want to f*** you so hard right now"
"I can't, I am doing the laundry."
"Please *sends sexmoji*"
"Be there in 10 minutes."

by realMadskills September 5, 2017

Semyon

Mm, Semyon. Insanely handsome, definitely hot and damn sweet! At the sight of him, ladies faint, and men try to get closer to him in order to capture at least a drop of his sex appeal! Those who are called Semyon will always be worthy of more than others! Be with them, and you will also be pursued by luck!

"What a big penis! Whose is it?
This is Semyon's penis, of course!"

by tubeldock November 30, 2021